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Black Ram Subscription

Black Ram Subscription

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Regular price £7.30
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The Ram that head‑butts you awake

It’s bold, intense, and rocking a caffeine content that could probably power a small village

If you like your coffee strong, this one charges in with a caffeine‑fuelled head‑butt

What does it taste like? • Stone fruits • bakers chocolate • black pepper • smoky

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Meet Black Ram: our fiercest Ugandan Robusta, built for those who believe coffee should be felt in the soul. It’s bold, intense, and rocking a caffeine content that could probably power a small village. Lower aromatic oils, higher protein, and a crema so thick you could practically stand a spoon in it. Not for the faint of heart — perfect for the proudly over‑caffeinated.

From our flock to your mug, brace yourself - unleash the Ram

Medium roast

All our beans are medium roasted to preserve their natural character and avoid the bitterness of over-roasting

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Reasons why you need a coffee subscription

1. Your future self will thank you for preventing “morning you” from making decisions.

Black Ram shows up on schedule so you don’t have to negotiate with your half‑awake brain.

2. It’s cheaper than hiring a motivational speaker

One sip and suddenly you’re reorganising cupboards, replying to emails, and considering a 10k run

3. You’ll never again face the horror of an empty coffee jar.

Avoid the tragic moment when you open the cupboard and stare into the void of your own poor planning.

4. Because this ram kicks — and you deserve a weekly head‑butt of productivity.

Why settle for “mildly awake” when you can be “I could lift a small car” awake?