Reasons why you need a decaf coffee subscription
1. Because your personality is already caffeinated enough
Some people wake up perky. You wake up too perky. Decaf keeps the peace
2. Because you love coffee but also love sleeping occasionally.
Decaf lets you enjoy both without vibrating into another dimension.
3. Because the sheep roast a decaf so good you’ll forget it’s decaf.
And honestly, that’s the dream.
4. Because you want all the flavour with none of the chaos.
Decaf is basically coffee in its comfy trousers.
